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Luigi
| (Sorry guys, despite making a Neo that could qualify as "Festive", at the moment I don't have the things available to get a shot of it right now. Maybe soon. MAYBE.) Anyway, this time around we got the Perennial Failure, Rightfully Underrated Chump, The Big Lose himself, Luigi! (UPDATED: December 26) |
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| Luigi is simply Mario, recolored and slightly taller. Luigi has inherited his older brother's level of frailness, and will break easily falling from short distances. PlayerTuigi, er, Luigi, is my least favorite character out of EVERYONE, and he's kept this title for ALL 3 GAMES. He sucks, and it is a fact so obvious, that all I have to say is "Luigi" and your brains would automatically associate it with SUCKTASTIC. More than half of his attacks are laughable, and his recovery move is complete garbage. Even Luigi knows how much he sucks, and often commits suicide mid-game, even on Level 9 difficulty. LEVEL 9. His Retard Pummel attack barely deals damage and leaves him vulnerable, his triple jump has almost NO Horizontal distance, and his second recovery move only has Horiz distance and he uses it when a Vert jump would save his life. So he's the only character with a taunt that does damage, big freaking deal. His sissy kick could only kill someone so bored of him that they'd put the controller down at the edge of a level to take a nap. This'd be sad if it wasn't so Damn funny, and serves as proof that even Nintendo, his owners, have no love for Player 2. If Nintendo wants to lighten up their roster for Super Video Game Compilation Brawling Melee Character Fight X, drop Luigi. PLEASE. |