Kirby

This week we got Kirby, the pink doppelganger. (In other news, my cold is almost gone. Yay.) (UPDATED: October 17)

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I'm not sure if there's really much to say about Kirby. Kirby by his nature is very simple, he's short, round, with a few features. But I took him down EVEN FURTHER. Not only is this guy not Pink like he should be, but he's incredibly 2 Dimensional. The only things that stick out are his limbs, his back is FLAT. Personally, I hate Kirby, not just as a poorly built character, but in his entirety. I'll tell you why. Because he's a glorified Doppelganger. I fail to see the attraction to something that is completely useless on it's own. He can't do anything without stealing something. He reminds me of me, and that pisses me off. Just as I am incapable of coming up with something that is both good and original, so is Kirby. This entire part of the site is devoted to my imitations of things that have wasted my life long enough for me to dedicate a model to it. Sure, the designs are all mine, but none of the material is. Well, that's enough of that! Kirby isn't great as a player, in fact, he's actually WORSE AFTER HE STEALS a technique. All attacks that he steals are crap, and he's not good enough to use them all to their full potential. I rank Kirby near the bottom in characters I'd use, though no one is as low as Luigi.

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